Old: 1991 Park Avenue
New: 2007 Hyundai Sonata
Old: Smashed
New: Smooth
Old: Can't open trunk
New: Can open trunk
Old: Badly self-repaired spot where certain formerly teenage daughter
hit Stan's car with Chris's car.
New: Nope. Not yet.
Old: Dirty and windowless roof.
New: Clean and windowed roof.
Old: (and this is a direct quote) "Car no self-respecting person under 86 would drive."
New: (and this is a direct quote): "Hey, can I borrow your car for Twirp?"
Old: Now owned by junkyard.
New: Now owned by us!
