Now you know

Hailey was taking a little break when she noticed an ant crawling around the bathroom floor. 

 Hailey: "Makayla, get the ant!!"

Makayla tried.  She swooshed it with her hands.

and stomped on it with her feet.

Me, encouragingly: "Get him, Makayla!"

Hailey:  "No Grandma, that's not a him! It's a girl!"

Me: "How do you know?"

Hailey, patronizingly: "Ants are GIRLS.  UNCLES are boys!"

Now you know!