Many of you think of Megan as a sweet, soft-hearted, cutie pie.
Perhaps it's time I introduce you to the REAL Megan.
Today Megan and P. Dubya went to lunch.
On the way back to school, Megan suggest to P. Dub that he hurry so they wouldn't be late.
As they sped up the road to school, a police car suddenly appeared, lights flashing, and pulled P. Dub over. Officer Simpson collected license and registration, and asked P. Dub if he knew the speed limit.
Feigning ignorance, P. nervously guessed "45?"
"Nope." said Officer Simpson. "35! Do you know how fast you were going?"
"Hmmm..." said Dubya.
"A lot more than 35! Wicks Lane is not a speedway!!" said Officer Simpson sternly. "In fact, you were going so fast, you crossed the line into reckless driving! In Montana that carries the same penalty as drunk driving! I'm going to have to suspend your license for 6 months!" "Gulp!" said P. Dub.
"So," continued Officer Simpson, "Either give me your license for 6 months OR", pointing at Megan, "go to twirp with this young lady!!" "Huh???" said poor, confused P. Dubya.
Yep. Sweet little Megan convinced her friend the po-po to pull Dubya over. Even gave the officer a description of P. Dub's car. Megan has a long and exciting history with the local police force. They know each other well----but I digress-that's a post for another day. Policeman Simpson assured P. Dub he had been set up (although he really was speeding) and sent him on his way.
Megan got her date for twirp, but we've added P. Dubya to the growing list of people who have met the "real Megan".
7 comments:
This is hilarious. Megan, you win The Best Ask of the Year Award.
Bravo! Well done! Interesting approach, though - scare the heck out of the boy, and then hope he still likes you...
Oh my word! I can't believe Megan would do that, well....actually I can. Very, very, very clever!
That is so fun! I bet he was soooo embarrassed at first. Can't wait to see pictures of Twirp!
That puts my goldfish and Out-of-all-the-fish-in-the-sea-will-you-go-to-TWIRP-with-me poster to shame. Way to go Meg! ;)
I remember that fish story, Candace! That was cute!
I am in awe. This Megan gal is going places. Don't get in her way.
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